Thursday, April 19, 2007

Ex-Boyfriends at Cafe Du Nord, Thurs 4/26!

We're back!! After holing up in the studio for most of March we are coming out into the sunshine (or lack thereof), blinking a lot and then playing a show at the beloved Cafe Du Nord!! Come Check it out!

Thurs. April 26th
Doors: 8:00
Show: 9:00
$10, 21+

Ex-Boyfriends (we're headlining!)
Two Seconds

Click here for Cafe Du Nord site!

See you there!
xoxo EXBF

Just in case you did not get the memo.

It is no longer acceptable, nor will it likely ever be again, to wear a "sexy devil" costume for any costume-oriented function. Be it Halloween or a birthday party, masquerade ball or themed event: the "sexy devil" is over. Done. Kaput. Finito. And yes, this includes any sort of tight-leather-pants-and-a-tight-top-with-discreet-red-horns-
on-my-head type of ensemble as well.

Along with the "sexy devil" costume you can also forget the following: "sexy nun", "pregnant nun", "sexy schoolgirl", "pregnant schoolgirl", "sexy French maid", "sexy, pregnant French maid" and, in fact, any costume that you think can be improved by adding the touch of "sexy" and/or "pregnant". It is bad. Baaaaad. Bad, bad, bad, badly bad.


Tuesday, April 17, 2007

"I could never buy a car until I met you..."*

For some unknown reason I have had the Heart song "Alone" in my head practically all day. It just now occured to me that it's rather surprising a bank has not snapped this song up for a snazzy ad campaign - "how do I get me a looaaaaaan?"

* Props to my boyfriend for this lyrical genius. Replace "car" with "home" on the refrain...

Thursday, April 12, 2007

To my co-worker.

I always try to make sure a bad smell isn't coming from me before I walk around asking everyone "what is that horrible smell?"

Just a thought.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007


Originally uploaded by ohnochriso.
The Gossip was on the cover of the NME and apparently they have a huge single in the UK - #30 in the charts, started at #20, which is massive for a band like them - WOW!!!

This is pretty amazing right here, for so many reasons.