"Pass the tanning butter!"

One of the best musical compliments I ever received had absolutley nothing to do with playing the drums. I used to share lead vocal duties in my old band Crowns on 45. We got a little blurb in a local NYC rag and I was described as singing "like an evil Fred Schneider." It was nearly as awesome as the time Time Out NY described us as having "sucked at the twin teats of Blondie and Bikini Kill."

The word "teat" is criminally underused these days.