Three Things That Need to Stop Happening on the Internet

1) Posting a link to the video of that dude trapped in the elevator. It's not like he's hot and decided to jerk off so who fucking cares?

2) Gay men making online profiles and using the phrases "I don't bite...hard" or "I don't bite...unless you want me to" or any variation on that horrible theme. You should be denied all gay sex for the rest of your life for continuing to beat that dead horse.

3) Setting your Flickr to auto-blog every. photo. you. take. I've complained about this before but here I am again. Odds are you're not as great a photographer as you think you are and no one really wants to see a blurry picture of your left sneaker posted on your blog when they can already see it on Flickr.


Thank you, plz comply!