Vacation, All I Ever Wanted

ATTN: Everyone at my workplace who is going on a lovely vacation to somewhere warm and gorgeous and fun and new and NOT HERE IN SF needs to shut up and/or die right now before I stabby-stab you in the face with jealous rage. I haven't been on vacation in SO long. And this year my vacation = touring with my band. Which I love. But I haven't gone anywhere to just relax and explore and have fun in forevs. And it's not so much financially in the cards any time soon. DAMN U ROCKNROLL!!