Vitamin Poop
I am pretty sure that Vitamin Water has secret laxative ingredients in it. Especially the "Revive" formula:
I seriously cannot drink it without all food consumed prior to drinking being quickly evacuated from my body soon after. Does this happen to anyone else?
Note to bulimics: This is the beverage for you!
posted by ohnochriso @ 3:02 PM
4 Comments
4 Comments:
Give Aquafina Alive a try. It is cheaper, better tasting and has less calories - er, also I don't think it has the same side effects!
Vitamin Water tastes like filtered sewage. It should give anyone the runs and probably does. That people actually pay for this crud is a testament to the power of advertising and the concept that fools and thier money are soon parted.
So much anger! Did Vitamin Water kill your family?
I actually started drinking VW back when I first saw it in stores, long before it ever had an advertising campaign. And I generally like the flavor of it although I now avoid "Revive" like the plague.
I've heard it said that carrying a VW bottle outside certain dance- or sex-clubs should serve as probable cause for a drug-search pat-down. It makes a certain sort of tweaker sense.
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