Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Vitamin Poop

I am pretty sure that Vitamin Water has secret laxative ingredients in it. Especially the "Revive" formula:



I seriously cannot drink it without all food consumed prior to drinking being quickly evacuated from my body soon after. Does this happen to anyone else?

Note to bulimics: This is the beverage for you!

4 Comments:

At 7/13/2007 11:22 AM , Blogger Michael said...

Give Aquafina Alive a try. It is cheaper, better tasting and has less calories - er, also I don't think it has the same side effects!

 
At 7/17/2007 9:48 AM , Blogger Spidey said...

Vitamin Water tastes like filtered sewage. It should give anyone the runs and probably does. That people actually pay for this crud is a testament to the power of advertising and the concept that fools and thier money are soon parted.

 
At 7/17/2007 10:07 AM , Blogger ohnochriso said...

So much anger! Did Vitamin Water kill your family?

I actually started drinking VW back when I first saw it in stores, long before it ever had an advertising campaign. And I generally like the flavor of it although I now avoid "Revive" like the plague.

 
At 7/18/2007 3:22 PM , Anonymous Huntington said...

I've heard it said that carrying a VW bottle outside certain dance- or sex-clubs should serve as probable cause for a drug-search pat-down. It makes a certain sort of tweaker sense.

 

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