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Porn performer Kurt Wild fired from his day job at Subway because a customer threatened to boycott the franchise due to Wild's gay porn work.

Seriously. This is not from The Onion. If he doesn't sue the living daylights out of Subway for discriminatory practices I will be shocked. The narrow-minded, high horse, bigoted bullshit of so many people just makes me want to vomit almost as much as eating and actual Subway sandwich. I'm sure the fuckstain responsible thinks there will be AIDS in their sandwich or some other such bullshit. Bring me a fucking axe.