Ballad of a Ladyman: FYI

Thursday, May 08, 2008

I greatly dislike Scarlett Johansson.

It's hard to say exactly why but here's a handy supporting example.

At 5/08/2008 8:22 PM , richard said...: dear god.

she's just...just...i mean, i could be generous and say they edited her interview all funny, but i'm not feeling generous at all.

SEND HER TO THE ISLAND WHERE THEY PUT ELKE SOMMER. NO ONE'S HEARD FROM HER IN A REALLY LONG TIME, SO IT MUST BE WORKING.
At 5/08/2008 11:56 PM , ohnochriso said...: Do you mean The Island by Michael Bay and co-starring Ewan MacGregor? Because I think her being trapped in that movie forever would be an apt punishment.

Also, have you seen the Ab Fab where Patsy and Edina go to some supposedly celebrity-riddled ski resort and discuss how they dream of all these stars drinking sweet liqueurs and "relaxing and reclining on a fur rug made of Elke Sommer"? Because that is just kind of awesome. Maybe they should make a rug out of ScarJo too.