How stupid is your water?
The ads for Gatorade's new Propel water crack me up. They go on and on about the fact that Vitamin Water has 125 calories per bottle and theirs only has 25 calories per bottle! How awesome! Choose our water instead!
You know what kind of water has ZERO calories? ACTUAL WATER.
posted by ohnochriso @ 8:07 PM
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3 Comments:
The preponderance of non-water water advertized as water vexes me. And whenever people offer me flavored water, I say, "No, thanks, I like sugar in my Kool-Aid," or something equally biting and witty.
I don't really care how much calories are in anything because I puke myself after every meal anyway.
As well you should!
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