Thursday, January 17, 2008

Best. Text. Message. Ever.

From my friend Aaron: "Staph is the new tigers."

If you live in SF/the Bay Area then you know why this is fucking hilarious.


At 1/17/2008 7:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought Google would enlighten me. But it didn't. So I'll just go eat some iced-cream.

At 1/17/2008 11:53 PM , Blogger ohnochriso said...

On Christmas day a tiger escaped from the SF Zoo and killed a young man. It was and has been all over the news as scandalous details of lax safety policies and half-assed habitats surface seemingly every day.

Now there has been an outbreak of a drug-resistant staph infection that and a good deal of cases are happening here iN SF, specifically in the Castro neighborhood a.k.a. Home of Teh Gays. It's now edging out the tiger stuff as the new hot-button news story.

At 1/18/2008 5:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, goodness, THAT tiger. Man, that IS a good text message.


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